It's A Long Story.
I'm just a person who is bored outta there mind, so I will be posting random stuff. Also I'm a nerd that likes videos games/comic books/ art/ books. I won't say what kind of stuff I like, the blog can do that for me. Oh also I'm a Slytherin according to J.K. Rowling. Just thought you needed to know.
I was having an amazing kick ass Avengers dream but then my alarm went off.
Fuck off work. -_____-
Step Off My Man!
Oh hey Merlin, what up with the face? You look like you just saw-
OMG! Calm down Merlin, he doesn’t even look like he’s enjoying it. -_____-
No, Stop Das Gay
So I went to Barns and Noble today with Dex and they had this little section with the Avengers stuff, hoping I’d find some kind of Loki merch but nooope. I did however find Capt. A plush and Iron Man plus.
Seeee! Aren’t they cute? I want eeemmmm!! I did get a little carried away with em though and um… this happened.
Steve! STOP STEVE! STOP IT, DAS GAY!!!!!! Hahaha, I need to get slapped.
Kay thanks bye.
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
I'm An Aquarius. And this is a little scary, cause it's so true.
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
You don’t even need to see his face and you are already dripping.
Whore.
I Think I Need a New Pair
So… haha, kay so I was on Tumblr again cause I haven’t been on all day. App time doesn’t count. Anyways, I was scrolling (completely forgetting that my bedroom door is open) when I see this…
then I reacted like this
Me: … AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Sis: OMG! WHAT IS IT?!?!
Me: … his faaaaaaaace! T_T
Sis: *looks* God Ace! You scared the hell out of me! Calm down he isn’t even that good looking. *starts to walk away*
Me: O_O *throws pillow at sis, slams door* how are we related *grabs pillow scream into* I need a new pair of ovaries.
I learned my lesson, ALWAYS keep the door closed when Tom Hiddleston shows up on my dash. Just FYI that is now my phone wallpaper, I’m gonna scream every time I unlock it now.
Kay thanks bye.
Why are you so gay?
Correction I am not gay I am pansexual. And I don’t know why. Why are you a girl? Riddle me that! Try lifting that hammer!!
